titanic..

lol.. jack n rose of the titanic.. laughter edition..

Message: Scene 1:Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly,want or not?Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you.Rose: Like thet huh?Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wahlau eh, why so smelly one?Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smellah!Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..- - - - -

Scene 2:One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump offthe deck. He walked over and tried to persuade hernot to jump.Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late don sleep do what? What's your name?Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people call me Rose.Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen (China City).Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?Jack: Wah lau, don't la... haiyah.So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours...Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buaysian meh??Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So,please lah, don't jump lah..Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah?Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!Jack was very du lan after wasting so muchtime. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng andsenther into her watery grave.Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh waste my time.Then Jack turned around and he saw thesecond most beautiful girl on the ship...Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends wan..So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...